Write an opening line for the picture below:
Edith: Worst fourth of July of my life. Or maybe I should say of HIS life. His former life.
Jessie: While everyone except her lousy brother-in-law was at the parade, Mildred decided to use the time to tidy up around the house. She was delighted to discover the new brand of trash bags she’d bought on sale that week really did hold up to two hundred pounds of garbage.
Barb: It was a tough 4th of July at the Veteran’s Home.
Sherry: The last thing I said to him was, “Don’t use that big knife to open the ketchup.”
Liz: The party unexpectedly ended early. Unfortunately I also left my knife behind.
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