Write an opening line for the photo below:
Sherry: I thought the breakfast buffet menu said Ham and Eggs, not Hand and Eggs.
Julie: I asked him to lend me a hand. Yeesh. Hate to see what happens if I tell him to blow it out his ear.
Edith: When I hired a handyman I found on Craigslist, this was not what I expected.
Jessie: Suddenly Polly understood her husband’s uncharacteristic offer to have her brother over for dinner.
Barb: It wasn’t until I went off to the Hanson Preparatory School for Gifted Zombies, Vampires, and Werewolves that I finally had a good meal.
Liz: The only thing worse than finding the hand in the silverware drawer was finding the rest of the body in my brand new dining room.
Readers: Add yours!
Oh no. Not in the lunchbox again.
I keep forgetting you can’t put something in angled brackets here or WP thinks it’s code! Earlier I had written “snort.”
Yup the cake will fit in here.
I like it, Gram!
When I asked for a hand with dinner prep, I didn’t expect to find it in the kitchen sink.
LOL.
Isn’t that a handy dish to offer their guests.
Ha!
I asked for ten fingers!
Good one!
If the women don’t find you handsome, at least they should find you handy. ~ Red Green
Laughing!
That’s the best! Red Green was a great show! I loved that line!
Not just another pretty plaice!
Ha! Thanks for posing again this year!
“The Halloween decorations are getting more and more elaborate every year,” she said.
“I don’t think that’s a decoration,” I replied.
(Really, I don’t think I could top any of the others that have been submitted it I had the time to try, and I’m running late for work. Too many great lines to highlight any of them today.)
I love this! It sounds like a great opening to a novel!
Finger sandwiches, not fingers!
LOL!
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Oh, that gave me a chuckle!
Dammit the recipe calls for LADY fingers!
Ha, ha, ha! Love it!
“It’s so good to have a Thing around the house!” The Addams Family
Very funny!