Here’s our opening lines Valentine’s Day edition! Readers: Add your opening line!
Barb: I can’t say I wasn’t warned.
Jessie: Every time I stop at a light some guy knocks on my window and tries to convince me that he is Mr. Right.
Liz: I had a knack for picking them. Even when all the signs pointed to a disaster.
Edith: She should’ve known I was kidding about the license plate. I mean, isn’t the Bat Shield more important? But no, she’s gotta lock me out of my own jeep. Changed the locks on the house, too. And on Valentine’s Day!
Sherry: Even the restraining order didn’t convince me he was Mr. Wrong.
Julie: “I always believe in lowering expectations with the ladies,” he said, opening the car door. He swept the empty beer cans onto the floor and used his sleeve to wipe off the seat. Mission accomplished, I thought. Last time I’d let Sally fix me up.
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