Here’s our opening lines–rotten vacation edition.
Sherry: He always complained that I was too literal. I’m sure he regretted telling me he was dying to get into the vacation club.
Liz: Jeez, that was a long line…
Barb: “You’re in luck, sir. A room has just opened up.”
Julie: She arrived in what could only be described as hell for workaholics, and died trying to relax.
Edith: I said I’d win the damn bowling tournament or die trying.
Jessie: Our resort is so popular that some of our guests will do just about anything not to have to leave.
Readers, add your opening lines in the comments section.