Write an opening line for the picture below:
Edith: “Good Lord, this baby’s heavy. Whadda they got in it, a body?”
Barb: “I told these guys a thousand times, you rob the safe while it’s IN the bank.”
Sherry: (I’m still laughing at Barb’s line.) They said it was a safe job. I didn’t know they meant it literally.
Jessie: I thought the guy that hired me said it was a safe heist. It turns out he said a safe hoist.
Liz: We tried to be as casual as possible and look like we were supposed to be jacking the safe. I mean, would four guys in their right minds think they could get away with this in broad daylight otherwise?
Julie: When he said he wanted something to protect the family jewels, she took him literally.
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