Write an opening line for the photo below:
Julie: I asked him to lend me a hand. Yeesh. Hate to see what happens if I tell him to blow it out his ear.
Edith: When I hired a handyman I found on Craigslist, this was not what I expected.
Jessie: Suddenly Polly understood her husband’s uncharacteristic offer to have her brother over for dinner.
Barb: It wasn’t until I went off to the Hanson Preparatory School for Gifted Zombies, Vampires, and Werewolves that I finally had a good meal.
Liz: The only thing worse than finding the hand in the silverware drawer was finding the rest of the body in my brand new dining room.
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