Wickeds, add your opening lines!
Edith/Maddie: I told him not to go poking around in the forsythia. One more nosy boyfriend is now a late boyfriend.
Jessie: Marilyn was foolish enough to comment on my new garden had really taken off since my husband set off for parts unknown. She won’t be doing that again.
Barb: “I buried my ex-wife here, you know, for the tax break.”
Sherry: Digging holes is hard work. And I realized mine was too shallow when I noticed my former boss’s hat was still above ground.
Liz: Stupid meter reader. If he’d only listened when I told him not to go to that corner of the garden looking the meter.
Julie: And they wonder why I don’t weed more often.
Readers: Add yours in the comments.