In honor of Patriot’s Day write an opening line for this picture taken at Minute Man National Historic Park in Lincoln, Massachusetts. 
Edith: I told him if he went into the woods with that strumpet one more time, I’d blast him all the way to the frontier.
Sherry: They thought since my husband was off fighting with the Regulars that they could come on my property. I changed their minds.
Jessie: Waiting around for someone else to bring home dinner had never been Martha’s style.
Barb: You could see them in the woods because of their bright red coats.
Liz: I thought I heard a noise out in the woods. I fired a warning shot or two just in case.
Julie: Damn squirrels. Rats with nice tails. Not even good eating.
Point it where?
Paul who?
You are making me laugh, Reine!
I would drag his sorry carcass to my cabin and leave him out front as a warning to other salesmen.
Love it!
Her husband gone to fight with the Regulars,she takes over the duties of protecting the family and providing food.
Thanks for stopping by, Frances.
Yes, I really do know how to use this thing. Now leave. Or else.
Exactly.
She knew that with practice, she wouldn’t miss him at all…
Great one, J Opal!
Whoops didn’t know he was one of them religious fellows.
Very funny!
That damn mocking bird had kept me awake for 2 weeks now and he was now going to a pile of feathers…….little did I know when I fired that _________ was going to walk by.
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Love this!
That will teach him to leave me!
Absolutely!
Well, now that’s taken care of, what shall I make for dessert?
Very clever!