In honor of Patriot’s Day write an opening line for this picture taken at Minute Man National Historic Park in Lincoln, Massachusetts.
Edith: I told him if he went into the woods with that strumpet one more time, I’d blast him all the way to the frontier.
Sherry: They thought since my husband was off fighting with the Regulars that they could come on my property. I changed their minds.
Jessie: Waiting around for someone else to bring home dinner had never been Martha’s style.
Barb: You could see them in the woods because of their bright red coats.
Liz: I thought I heard a noise out in the woods. I fired a warning shot or two just in case.
Julie: Damn squirrels. Rats with nice tails. Not even good eating.
Point it where?
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Paul who?
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You are making me laugh, Reine!
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I would drag his sorry carcass to my cabin and leave him out front as a warning to other salesmen.
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Love it!
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Her husband gone to fight with the Regulars,she takes over the duties of protecting the family and providing food.
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Thanks for stopping by, Frances.
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Yes, I really do know how to use this thing. Now leave. Or else.
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Exactly.
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She knew that with practice, she wouldn’t miss him at all…
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Great one, J Opal!
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Whoops didn’t know he was one of them religious fellows.
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Very funny!
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That damn mocking bird had kept me awake for 2 weeks now and he was now going to a pile of feathers…….little did I know when I fired that _________ was going to walk by.
fill as needed!
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Love this!
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That will teach him to leave me!
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Absolutely!
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Well, now that’s taken care of, what shall I make for dessert?
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Very clever!
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